Disguise Lover Gifts

Groucho Chicken

He always hides when company comes over.

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- I know evolution when I see it!'

'He's gone to so darn much trouble, I can't bring myself to do it!'

"Has anybody seen Riley?"

'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

'I like this camouflage.'

"How do I know it's really you?"

"Who's the comedian?"

Remote control pirate bully

Cat in a tank...

The height of fashion in 1796

Bear Costume

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Silly wig.

Useless add-ons.

Reginald Bunthorne

"How should we divide the teams?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Ladies

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

A man taking a bow

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Drummer

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Pirate

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Silver Fox