Disguise Fanatics Gifts

"Somehow or other he keeps spotting us!"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

How witness protection really works...

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I'm in disguise."

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

A Masked Ball

"Little Jamie would like you both to know that he's now into sharks."

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Camouflage Unit

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Robots in disguise.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'