Disguise Aficionado Gifts

A Masked Ball

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

'Have you heard the rumours that a lion was spotted around here..?'

'Let's get some camouflage on that face, soldier.'

'Hey! — Didn't I see you on the Internet?'

"That won't fool any hunters."

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

How to wear a false moustache.

'Hey, Mr. Jones. I'd know that voice anywhere!'

'It's Duck Season: I'm pretending to be a platypus...'

'Wait! Come back! -- I don't even know your name!'

Extreme Makeover.

'Greg was on the run with a sophisticated disguise.'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Robots in disguise.

Superman's alter-alter egos

'That mask make big trouble, Kemosabe -- everybody think you outlaw or dirty movie star,'

Tory sunglasses: 'Hide the whites of your eyes'.

Bird Incognito.

Tree Camouflage

"I'm sorry Mr. Gobble, but I can't sell you a shotgun!"

'The Fed eases up sometimes, but Walter never does.'

Penetrating Pet Disguises...

"How'd you know it was a hairpiece?"

"Of course we're a real-life, legitimate, trustworthy, responsible, ticket-taking adult."

"Just be yourself."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Champagne

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Desert Island BBQ

Cut!

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

A little bird told me...