Disguise Enthusiasts Gifts

"Lose the nose and mustache."

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

'I'm from the computer dating agency.'

"Frankly, I'm not sure your disguise will fool the poachers..."

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

A man washing a mascot costume

Falstaff

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'I think he's lonely.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Masquerade

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

Tiger Costume

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

Un ballo in maschera

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

Sharks hate practical jokes.

Snail Man

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

How witness protection really works...

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'