Disguise Lover T-Shirts

Groucho Chicken

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- I know evolution when I see it!'

'He's gone to so darn much trouble, I can't bring myself to do it!'

'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

'I like this camouflage.'

"How do I know it's really you?"

"Who's the comedian?"

Remote control pirate bully

The height of fashion in 1796

Bear Costume

Cat in a tank...

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Reginald Bunthorne

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Silly wig.

Useless add-ons.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Drummer

Ladies

A man taking a bow

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Pirate

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Victorian Gentleman

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Silver Fox

How witness protection really works...