Disguising Gifts

'Your boy friend go home yet?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

How witness protection really works...

"I'm in disguise."

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Baby dressed for the opera.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

A Masked Ball

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Camouflage Unit

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Robots in disguise.

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

US Camouflage School