Disguise Master T-Shirts

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"Another goldfish...?"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

How witness protection really works...

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I'm in disguise."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

One Size Fits All.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

A Masked Ball

'How about this for the masked ball?'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Camouflage Unit

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

In Disguise.

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'