Disguise Designer T-Shirts

Rockwell School (Dog disguised as pupil).

Demure lady with gloves

Victorian Lady

Cut!

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Silly wig.

A man washing a mascot costume

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"I'm in disguise."

Lady in a pretty dress

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

I Pagliacci

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Ruff

How witness protection really works...

Snail Man

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Women's Fashion

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Sew on a sequin!

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

The Costumer Is Always Right

Grandfather Clock