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Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'No, kids. I haven't seen your dad all day.'

"You're our top agent? - I thought you were the cleaner."

"Gentlemen, one of us is a mole!"

Man with a top hat. The lid of the hat is rising with some eyes peering out.

Working undercover.

Concerned about the quality of her son's day care center, Melissa goes undercover.

'Bernie's not really a transvestite -- he's just paranoid about identity theft.'

In Disguise.

'...And you can tell that son-in-law of mine to stop hiding!'

'I CAN go to lunch with you. I just clutter my desk with blank paper so the boss thinks I'm busy.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'Here y'go. Keep in touch.'

"I can't find the camouflage books."

"Hey, didn't I meet you at the trade fair last June?"

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

It's not easy for eye specialist Dr. Groonzen to help people from the Witness Protection Program, celebs, or other patients who want to remain incognito.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

Double personality

"I see you've brought your own bag."

"Dry humor is one thing, but you're being ridiculous."

Pillar of Trust

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Faceless man naps with the trestle theatre masks hanging from his wall.

The camouflage skills Norman had practised in the living room were to prove ineffective in the wild.

One Size Fits All.

Gamblers Anonymous

Bird Incognito.

' I realize you had to dress like that because you were undercover but that was six months ago, Henry ! '

The Covert Family

Cognito vs in-cognito