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Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

Magic Tricks

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

One Size Fits All.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Up your end.

In Disguise.

US Camouflage School

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Don Quichotte's shadow

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'