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Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

Magic Tricks

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

One Size Fits All.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Up your end.

In Disguise.

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

US Camouflage School

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Don Quichotte's shadow

"No. I can still see you."

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'