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"Everyone thinks I have a lot of self control, but I refill it hourly."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Extreme miming"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Juggler and Illusionist

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'It's not that I don't appreciate your efforts to put magic into our marriage...'

Famous Optical Illusions!

Artist chained to his drawing.

"We're here, Harry."

Breakfast surreal.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"