Illusion Masters Pillows

"Everyone thinks I have a lot of self control, but I refill it hourly."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Extreme miming"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Magic Tricks

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Juggler and Illusionist

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'It's not that I don't appreciate your efforts to put magic into our marriage...'

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

Young Houdini

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Artist chained to his drawing.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.