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Magician tells of Apprentice

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Extreme miming"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

ThrEschers.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Juggler and Illusionist

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magic Tricks

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'She's still a novice yet.'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'It's not that I don't appreciate your efforts to put magic into our marriage...'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Young Houdini

"We're here, Harry."