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'It's not that I don't appreciate your efforts to put magic into our marriage...'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Extreme miming"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Juggler and Illusionist

Magic Tricks

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Toenail clipping missile.

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'No sniffing.'

Propping up a profits chart.

Artist chained to his drawing.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.