Illusionist At Heart T-Shirts

'No sniffing.'

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

"I've told you again and again, just stick to your stupid card tricks."

'Sometimes I question a lifetime spent perfecting amazing bar tricks.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Extreme miming"

Desert Island BBQ

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Magic Tricks

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Juggler and Illusionist

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'It's not that I don't appreciate your efforts to put magic into our marriage...'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"We're here, Harry."

Artist chained to his drawing.