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"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Extreme miming"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Caterpillar Portrait

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Imagine

"Things are looking up!"

Magic Tricks

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Juggler and Illusionist

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Teddy Time Bears

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Cow Kong

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

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'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'No sniffing.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'