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The Virtual Future

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Pipe Dream.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Here be dragons.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

"Where the wild things were."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.