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'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I had a dream I went to school today. Why do I have to go again?"

Shepherd and eurydice

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Pipe Dream.

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Here be dragons.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Where the wild things were."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Biggles has a more staid adventure.