Mystic Dreamer T-Shirts

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

Portal

Shepherd and eurydice

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Don Quixote

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Schrodinger's Black Box

You must be this tall.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Cygnets from Swan Lake