Magic Dreamer T-Shirts

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

Arabian Nights.

Santa 'Three Wishes' Genie.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"You left this on our ship."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

ET Mishap

Here be dragons.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Little Princess.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."