Magic Wish Dreamer T-Shirts

'Are you sure? OK. It's your wish Aladdin. You shall be in a boy band.'

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

Little Princess.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Sleeping Beauty

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."