Wishing Star Dreamer T-Shirts

'Ooh, look! A shooting star. Make a wish.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Romance

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Sinking with your heart

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Awkward First Dates

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Can we move over there?'

"Swing me with your words."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Join me in a glass of champagne?

The Wishing Well

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"