Celebrity Dreamer T-Shirts

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

'Fair's fair - I'll only be Jennifer Lopez as long as you're Mel Gibson!'

Next: I'm STILL a 'D' list celebrity - sack my agent!

"That's like so unfair, Mum, why do I have to do something to be famous? Why can't I just be famous?!"

Then vs. now

"Would it be wrong to use Microsoft's holo-lens to project the faces of cool celebrities onto my boring real friends?"

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

'I'm a star!'

'Kylie? I'd marry her tomorrow - and no, I wouldn't insist she sign one of those pre-marital wotsits.'

'A date with Angelina Jolie?-- Do I look like a pimp or something?'

'A date with Angelina Jolie?-- Do I look like a pimp or something?'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Canadian film production

Big screen TV.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

JET (Part I)

Hollywood producer.

Hollywood producer.

Blockbuster Billion Club

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'