Celebrity Dreamer T-Shirts

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

'Fair's fair - I'll only be Jennifer Lopez as long as you're Mel Gibson!'

"Good night Arnold, hello George Clooney."

Next: I'm STILL a 'D' list celebrity - sack my agent!

"That's like so unfair, Mum, why do I have to do something to be famous? Why can't I just be famous?!"

Then vs. now

Dreams I have had (of the famous)

"Would it be wrong to use Microsoft's holo-lens to project the faces of cool celebrities onto my boring real friends?"

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

"Last night I dreamed I rode my bike all day!"

'I'm a star!'

'Kylie? I'd marry her tomorrow - and no, I wouldn't insist she sign one of those pre-marital wotsits.'

'A date with Angelina Jolie?-- Do I look like a pimp or something?'

'A date with Angelina Jolie?-- Do I look like a pimp or something?'

"So, if you could date anyone, who would it be?"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Elvis Presley

Reese Witherspoon

Canadian film production

Big screen TV.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Marilyn's Rushmore

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

Steve Howe.

"Which part are you reading for?"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."