Celebrity Daydreamer T-Shirts

"Which Microsoft millionaire are you thinking about now?"

I'd like to order a scoop of you. Pardon? I've got a thing for strapping hunks who lug coffee and pastries. What's it going to be, lover? Take me, baby. I'll take you to court, freak! The Angelina Jolie fantasy runneth over.

"Scarlett Johansson"? Look, pal, I'm a wishing star, not a miracle-working star!

"Jessica Alba is the hottest movie star...ever."

How do you keep from thinking 24/7 about COVID-19?

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Big screen TV.

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

First love.

'I'm a star!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Kissing couple melt the snow

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

"Er. . . anything else?"

Jack Nicholson

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

Live the Dream!

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

Hospital gown pageant.

He loves me...

Dog picturing himself on stage.

Love's Bubbles

Romance

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Snub Marine

Couple Bring Romantic In Park

Perspective

'I agree that the publicity would be good for your blog, but how are you going to get a Kardashian to date you?'