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"Oh, I'm happy enough - I just wish my life were more like Sting's."

"As a foolproof retirement plan hoping that one of the Kardashians falls for you might be a little optimistic."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Canadian film production

Big screen TV.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'I'm a star!'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Hollywood producer.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

JET (Part I)

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Hollywood producer.