Celebrity Dreamers Mugs

"Oh, I'm happy enough - I just wish my life were more like Sting's."

"As a foolproof retirement plan hoping that one of the Kardashians falls for you might be a little optimistic."

"If you could be a reality star, who would you be?"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Elvis Presley

Reese Witherspoon

Big screen TV.

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Steve Howe.

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Marilyn's Rushmore

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

George Clooney Machine

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

JET (Part I)

Blockbuster Billion Club

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Hollywood producer.

Martin Scorsese

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Hollywood producer.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'