Showbiz Dreamer Mugs

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"

"I'm really an actor. I'm just doing this until I'm offered the right roll-er."

"Er. . . anything else?"

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Never mind my lawyer - I want to call my agent. this will make a great mini-series."

'How's that solo career working out for you?'

"Can you do any other impressions, apart from; John, your milkman?"

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'So, did I get the job?'

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

Big screen TV.

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'I'm a star!'

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

Live the Dream!

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

cinema

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

'Super size me!!'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

Directors Chair and Others.

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'