Pop Star Dreamer Mugs

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

Boy Bandy

He kept up his guitar practise...

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Elvis Presley

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rainbow Quartet

Big screen TV.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Steve Howe.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'I'm a star!'

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Jack Nicholson

"Er. . . anything else?"

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'I'd rather be playing football.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Dog picturing himself on stage.

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'