Wishing Upon A Star T-Shirts

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

What else is there to wish for?

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'I'm a star!'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Inkwell Genie.

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Hollywood or bust!

"You are here"

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

Nostradamus.

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."