Wishful Thinker T-Shirts

'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another belly-rub?'

"I grant you three wishes – as long as they're not hand sanitiser, face masks or toilet paper."

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

Wishing well with 'Disclaimer' sign.

Wishing Well - Results may vary.

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

"Try to ask for something that doesn't involve the stock market."

'Sorry, kid. Anything but world peace.'

"I wish I was less gullible when it comes to money."

Wishing well turns into an oil well.

'Sure, I could grant those three wishes, but I believe you'll appreciate the value of health, love and money more if you continue not having them.'

'Thanks, old man, I'll take it from here.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'I should warn you that results may vary concerning any wishes about the stock market.'

'Three wishes? Did I say three wishes? Let's just make it an even four!'

Aladdin and the disappointing lamp

"Taylor Swift tickets? Be reasonable."

Snapping the wishbone, the husband wins and wishes his wife would disappear.

'Make your wishes, but I can't promise anything regarding jobs.'

Wishing well, Washing well.

'World peace? - What's your second choice?'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes, but I'm not responsible for the tax ramifications.'

'We're in luck. It accepts debit cards.'

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

What else is there to wish for?

'Star light, star bright, first star I see...'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Oh, goody, dear, my wish came true!"

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."