Wishful Thinker T-Shirts

'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another belly-rub?'

"I grant you three wishes – as long as they're not hand sanitiser, face masks or toilet paper."

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

'Come on. Make a wish and blow out the candles already.'

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

Wishing well with 'Disclaimer' sign.

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

Wishing Well - Results may vary.

'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"Try to ask for something that doesn't involve the stock market."

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"I wish I was less gullible when it comes to money."

'Sorry, kid. Anything but world peace.'

'Three wishes? Did I say three wishes? Let's just make it an even four!'

'I wish I had a lot more hair on my head.'

'Sure, I could grant those three wishes, but I believe you'll appreciate the value of health, love and money more if you continue not having them.'

'Thanks, old man, I'll take it from here.'

'Seems to me, if the falling star you're wishing upon lands on the genie about to grant three wishes, you're not getting that Ferrari.'

'I should warn you that results may vary concerning any wishes about the stock market.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Wishing well turns into an oil well.

'Make your wishes, but I can't promise anything regarding jobs.'

Snapping the wishbone, the husband wins and wishes his wife would disappear.

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

'Star light, star bright, first star I see...'

What else is there to wish for?

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'We're in luck. It accepts debit cards.'

'A date with Angelina Jolie?-- Do I look like a pimp or something?'

'I can grant you 3 wishes, but I'm not responsible for the tax ramifications.'

"Taylor Swift tickets? Be reasonable."

'World peace? - What's your second choice?'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'