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Coulda Woulda Shoulda.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

What else is there to wish for?

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Gunter Grass

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

George Orwell

Prejudice/Empathy

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

Inkwell Genie.

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Chinese History: Redwash