Wise Thinker T-Shirts

'While you're young, your job is to download and store as much data as possible...one day, you'll realize that a very cool utility program called 'wisdom' has interlaces with your operating system...'

'Hear no evil. See no evil. Do no evil'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits, and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"It's about time! -- I ordered that last February!"

"Oh great wise one, how can I experience eternity?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

The Female Brain and The Other One

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Chinese History: Redwash

Climate Change Road

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Copyrighted Ideas

Lost and Profound.

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.