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"Don't you have a roof?"

"Granted, I'm just a lowly tree rat, but given time I know that your parents will see past the size of my ears and love as I do you!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Romance

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Epic Battles

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Sinking with your heart

Awkward First Dates

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."