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'Our genes suit fine, but astrologically Bob and I don't match at all.'

Priest: '...For richer or poorer,in sickness and in health...' Bride: 'Wait a minute! I need to consult my astrologer on this!'

Marry me astronaut

Imagination Navigation.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'Which one is named after me?'

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

'I think I've scored.'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Lost in Admiration

The next damn Batman.

Moon and Star

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

Jenga!!!

"I feel like I'm persecting."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Moon Martini

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

My dinner with Andromeda

Till life do you part.

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

The new Avengers movie is going to be better than the new X-Men movie because it's not about saving the whole world. Yeah. People are tired of blockbusters where the fate of the whole world is at stake. That's why "The Martian" did so well. It was only about the fate of Matt Damon and his potato garden. I want to see a movie where aliens try to conquer Venus and nobody cares. We really should have our own movie review show.

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

What if it was raining June 18, 1889?

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.