Star-crossed Lover T-Shirts

'Our genes suit fine, but astrologically Bob and I don't match at all.'

Priest: '...For richer or poorer,in sickness and in health...' Bride: 'Wait a minute! I need to consult my astrologer on this!'

Marry me astronaut

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

'I think I've scored.'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Moon and Star

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Lost in Admiration

The next damn Batman.

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

Moon Martini

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Jenga!!!

"I feel like I'm persecting."

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

My dinner with Andromeda

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

Till life do you part.

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

What if it was raining June 18, 1889?

'...by using lightning and the flesh of the undead. Luckily, he turned out to be a charming fellow and brilliant raconteur.'