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'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Buffering

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are. The sky's so filled with man's debris

Now Hiring. Apparently you need a college degree. It's not enough that I've spent years just staring off into space.

The Planet Ewe-ranus.

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

Oberserving asteroids.

"It's so hot. Wonder if we can get the Big Dipper to pour some water out on us."

Rocket

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Pipe Dream.

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Shoot For The Moon

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Moon: Made in China

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"