Space Travel Dreamer T-Shirts

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Oh great! We've somehow landed in a single panel cartoon! The one place we know we couldn't possibly find intelligent life!'

Learner Driver

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"I forgot to switch off data roaming."

The joys of outsourced customer service

"No, that's basically a big flashlight. I'm just gonna give you a boost up in there."

"I don't like vaccinations."

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

"Proof? He got a commemorative mug."

First Contact

"But on my claim form, it definitely says Universal credit..!!"

Button with notice - Beam Up

"I'm so sorry. He just bolted out in front of me. I couldn't stop!"

"There's a couple aliens at the door asking if you'll get off the treadmill - you're sending shockwaves through the time-space continuum."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"Relax. They come in pieces."

'...Inhabitants north of the planet have got to be stark, raving mad...'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'How is colonizing the moon and hollowing it out to hold enough fuel to run a giant jet engine for 4,000 years feasible?...Girl-logic gives my brain lockjaw...'

'Where did you leave the ship?'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"B*****d!"

"I got cut off by a red sports car!"

"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"

In 2036, finally everyone has access to tremendous healthcare... on the moon base where all the rich people live!

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

L.A. Transfer

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."