Aspiring Space Traveler T-Shirts

'And it wasn't until my last semester in cosmotology that I realized it had nothing at all to do with space travel.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Save Our Universe

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A Space Walk

Newborn Cosmonaut

Learner Driver

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

Rainbow/Horizon

'Are we there yet?'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

First Contact

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'Take me to your feeder,'