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"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Save Our Universe

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Which one is named after me?'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Parking meter on the moon.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

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