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"So, where are you headed to next?"

'Looks like we're gonna have to work on your table manners'

UFO and snowman

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

There is No Planet C

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Parking meter on the moon.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'