Universe Traveler T-Shirts

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

Big Bang Theory.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

How am I abducting?

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

A man looks up at the earth

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Slinky Cow World

There is No Planet C

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.