Universe Traveler Pillows

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

Big Bang Theory.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

How am I abducting?

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Slinky Cow World

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

There is No Planet C

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Space exploration"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!