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"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Early model of baggage claim"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

How am I abducting?

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Danger Slow Sand.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I don't know who you are!"