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Astronaut Brings His Wife a Present From Work.

'The only reason that 'children are our future' is that we don't send enough adults on round trips through deep-space at relativistic speeds...'

Astronaut Training Centre: Out To Launch

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

How am I abducting?

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

There is No Planet C

An early space launch attempt.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Rocket and Witch Race

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"