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Astronaut Brings His Wife a Present From Work.

'The only reason that 'children are our future' is that we don't send enough adults on round trips through deep-space at relativistic speeds...'

Astronaut Training Centre: Out To Launch

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

How am I abducting?

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

There is No Planet C

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Mars Poppins

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.