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"For five starts it's worth the trip."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Boptimism

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

How am I abducting?

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

Elevator Music

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

A Space Walk

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.