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"For five starts it's worth the trip."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Boptimism

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

How am I abducting?

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

There is No Planet C

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

An early space launch attempt.

Rocket and Witch Race

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Mars Poppins

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Elevator Music

"Siri, find oxygen."

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Christmas TV...

A Space Walk

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'