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'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I'm sexually attracted to space."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Teenagers!'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Boptimism

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Well, that one got away."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Flying sauces.

"Not now, Oliver."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'