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Incrementalism Throughout History

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Dr. Roo.

"Well, that one got away."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Not now, Oliver."

Flying sauces.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'