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"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

'So what we thought was dark matter is really dark energy.'

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Boptimism

Head over Hooves

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

The Lost World: You are Here

How am I abducting?

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

An early space launch attempt.

Rocket and Witch Race

'Which one is named after me?'

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Siri, find oxygen."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Elevator Music

Rocket.

Binary Man

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes