Stellar Adventurer T-Shirts

"Siri, find oxygen."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Head over Hooves

Boptimism

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

How am I abducting?

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

An early space launch attempt.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Rocket and Witch Race

'Which one is named after me?'

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Elevator Music

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Rocket.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"