Galactic Adventurer T-Shirts

Astronaut School.

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Which one is named after me?'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

Universe running

Rocket to the Moon

Billionaires in space!

The Squillionaire's Space Race Heats Up

"We have to keep them guessing."

Astronaut

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"Wrong turn, Rudolph!"

'What leader? -- we've been traveling 137 light years without a stop -- take us to your WOMEN!'

Celestial Check Point.

"Ask it what happened to our first crew."

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

Capsule airbag

"Dave, can you get that?"

'And don't forget to do the laundry, and take the trash out... and there was one more thing I meant to tell you... mmm... oh well, it'll come to me later.'

'Don't tap on the glass, Kenny... it traumatizes them!'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

Birth of Darth Vader

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

How am I abducting?

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."