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"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Which one is named after me?'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Elevator Music

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Siri, find oxygen."

Rocket.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"